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Big B's Morning Funny
« on: February 06, 2009, 10:20:55 AM »

Dictionary

O
Obsolete: Any computer you own

Open-Collar Workers: People who work at home or telecommute.

Organ Transplant: Time to call the piano movers

P

Pasteurize: Too far to see

Pathology: Study of roadmaps

Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis

Peppier: The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

Phonesia: The affliction fo dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

Plug-and-Play: A new hire who doesn't need any training. "The new guy, John, is great. He's totally plug-and-play."

Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips


Q - No good words comes from this letter

R

Rarefaction: A number not commonly used in math

Recovery room: Place to do upholstery

Rhinoplasty: Charge card for the zoo






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