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[vms]

TOP 10 REASONS WHY EDMONDS HAS BEEN QUIET THIS WEEK

10)Spent Saturday nite partying with Dynablow "former" soccer player parents after upset win over EFC


9) Spent Sunday morning nursing hangover from his favorite beer




Spent Sunday afternoon laminating WSYSA BU14 standings...only time he'll see Dynablow #1


7) Spent Sunday nite doing Google search on "cheap shots" but kept getting sidetracked by porn
 



6)Spent Monday widening his door jams to accomodate his "big head"


5) Spent Tuesday morning kicking himself for not having introduced himself to VMS...no cajones :lol:


4)Spent Wednesday at Costco refilling his Xanax prescription for upcoming FC United game


3)Spent Thursday trying to find lyrics to rhyme with "can't lose to f***ing United"


2)Spent Friday writing his soccer koan "How to Finish 3rd and Avoid Stress"

1) After dropping off his kid at the United-Dynablow game on Saturday, checked himself into Harborview Inpatient Psych and was placed on suicide watch... :lol:  :lol:

[edmonds55]

TOP 10 REASONS WHY EDMONDS HAS BEEN QUIET THIS WEEK

10)PvMS and Soccermama enjoying a smoke behind the latrine

9) PvMS lost bet on Dynamo game, will be let back on Jan 1st 2006 Stp://www.danheller.com/images/LatinAmerica/Cuba/People/Men/homeless-man-3.jpg[/img]

PvMS making Eastside poster and whistling to the tune "If Eastside played with a hammer, they'd hammer in the morning

7) PvMS threatening to sue if any pictures are published any Eastside/Dynamo game, the hell with free enterprise

6) Soccermama demonstrating a yellow card foul to PvMS and the entire EFC Pink squad:lol:


5)PvMS in disguise at Dynamo/FC United game, posing with the Kids assuring them Santa and the Easter Bunny are real.


4)PvMS hoping for a new song Stand by your Team by Tammy Wynette, or the all "new lyrics to Rush's "I Think I'm Going Bald"

3)PvMS wishing he could "Follow the Dynamo Road"

2)The Dynamo are PvMS/Eastside's worst nightmare  :lol:

1) : PvMS admitted to the hospital stating, "it only hurts when I breathe, it only hurts when I breathe"            

[vms]

Vinnie Jones cries "foul"... Ed,you thief...here I updated my first post...plagiarize that one too :twisted:

[soccermama]

Anyone care to comment on the FCU v Dynamo or the Snohomish v Crossfire.  

Nice to see Crossfire finally play a team of merit, wonder if the score if reflective of the game???  Snohomish got the most difficult first draw and will rebound I am sure, it will be interesting to see how the teams positions will change from week to week.

[vms]

I saw the second half of the United/Dynablow game. Went to a fight and a soccer game broke out :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
UGLY game...not very "beautiful" at all. Even Edmonds was cringing . Lots of fouls and yellows thrown. Even a red at the end when the Dynablow keeper and United #7 went tete-a-tete.Is that an automatic 2 or 3 game penalty Squash?
Anyway it was 2-0 United when I got there. United kinda packed it in to prevent Dynablow from any serious threat. They had a few soft chances to score themselves, but nothing too great. The only score came on a ludicrous call by the ref who whistled a United player for a hold on a corner and gave Dynablow a PK. No one was mugged and the keeper had an easy shot to grab.( I wish we had that ref last week when our stopper was whistled for a yellow after cussing at the Dynablow player to get off his back...after HE was mugged by the Dynablow player in the box. I think the Dynablow player wanted to wear the Eastside  jersey :lol:  :lol: )
Anyway, as I expected, Dynablow came up short...Oh, and EFC RED won. Looks like EFC and Dynablow are tied and hey their GF/GA are the same :mrgreen:

[soccermama]

:mrgreen:  Thanks for the breakdown of the Dynamo FCU game.  How many players got reds?  That is too bad, sounds like they are really cracking down, which is OK  if there are some SERIOUS fouls and the boys safety are at risk.  Too bad sounds more like a rugby game or English rules soccer with a little hockey thrown in.  

Why so quiet on the Dynamo side of the fence???      

Anyone got info on Crossfire BU14 v Snohomish game?  It sounds close, but you never really know   by a final score on paper.  I am sure Snohomish put up a good fight, they are a good team and will win many games this season.

Too bad about the fighting, I wonder if the parents had a small part in that................

I think that BU14 Division 1 is very competitive and there will be a lot of games that flip flop all season.  At least it will make things exciting all season long.

[Sub Mariner]

Talked to a couple of Snohomish parents tonight, good game, one yellow on xfire for agressive play, no fighting.  Snohomish having a hard time getting the ball into the net, though had a few chances.  Xfire had a couple more in the net but called back due to off sides, One parent commented that at least one of the off sides was questionable and didn't see the other.  Agree that Snohomish got a tough first two games, but they held both FC United and Xfire to only one goal each, now if they could only score a couple themselves...

[BU14watcher]

Good game on both sides.  One yellow on each team but neither were super flagrant or dangerous plays.  Crossfire had two goals called back for offside - one was an incorrect call, the other may have been.  Crossfire missed a PK on a great save by the Snohomish keeper.  

Snohomish will play some very close games but they may not win many unless they get more people into the attack.  They play a very defensive style of soccer.  Crossfire played with good quickness and applied a lot of pressure throughout.  

After two weeks of play you would have to say that the teams are about where most would have thought them to be.