this is really cute and true
AMNESIA-- condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
DUMBWAITER-- one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert
FAMILY PLANNING-- the art of spacing your children the proper distance
apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
FEEDBACK-- the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots
FULL NAME-- what you call your child when you're mad at him ( Guilty as charged )
GRANDPARENTS-- the people who think your children are wonderful
even though they're sure you're not raising them right
HEARSAY-- what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word
IMPREGNABLE-- a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid
INDEPENDENT- - how we want our children to be as long
as they do everything we say
OW-- the first word spoken by children with older siblings
PRENATAL-- when your life was still somewhat your own
PUDDLE-- a small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it
SHOW OFF-- a child who is more talented than yours
STERILIZE-- what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling
it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it
TOP BUNK-- where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas
TWO-MINUTE WARNING-- when the baby's face turns red and
she begins to make those familiar grunting noises
VERBAL-- able to whine in words
WHODUNIT-- none of the kids that live in your house
This goes along with NOT ME
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