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What never to say to a cop
« on: September 22, 2005, 12:16:42 AM »
What never to say to a cop -

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have
you been eating doughnuts?"

 :lol:  :lol:
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What never to say to a cop
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2005, 06:14:56 PM »
LOL yay! i cant wait to start driving! 8)
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What never to say to a cop
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2005, 10:32:32 PM »
LOL LOL LOL Icant wait to start driving too! :lol:  :lol:
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What never to say to a cop
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 10:03:20 AM »
what do you want that to happen? LOL :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2006, 08:58:39 PM »
ND you driving????


 Dang im walking to soccer practice.
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What never to say to a cop
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2006, 07:25:09 PM »
Quote from: "tinkerbell"
ND you driving????


 Dang im walking to soccer practice.


I am hitchiking  to practice :roll:
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