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« on: October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM »
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2009, 06:29:48 PM »
TMI
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 06:35:20 PM »
Are hemorrhoids like asteroids?
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 09:39:40 PM »
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

For Dragons, I think they burn them off ;)
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 09:55:01 PM »
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2009, 10:24:51 PM »
too much information
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2009, 01:35:11 AM »
bad boys girlfriend has 'em ;D
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 03:51:31 AM »
visit doctor
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 08:37:29 AM »
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

My brother had their first album but I never really liked heavy metal.
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 09:52:42 AM »
You all suck LOL
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 10:21:36 AM »
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

I did a google search, maybe this page will help

http://www.curehemorrhoids.com.au/
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 10:36:27 AM »
Can we ignore this post instead?  :-[






Go to the doc.
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 11:28:16 AM »
Quote from: yote19 on October 12, 2009, 10:24:51 PM
too much information

Thank you.....and it is.....
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2009, 11:41:31 AM »
quit straining, drink lots of water and get some preperation H or Tucks.
Pregnancy was the pits, but only for this reason! LOL
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2009, 11:43:09 AM »
for gosh sakes, stop it!!!!!!!!!
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2009, 12:45:31 PM »
Quote from: Squash on October 13, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

I did a google search, maybe this page will help

http://www.curehemorrhoids.com.au/

Don't read the whole sports section while sittin on the toilet.  That might help
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2009, 01:15:53 PM »
Quote from: breakaway on October 13, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: Squash on October 13, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

I did a google search, maybe this page will help

http://www.curehemorrhoids.com.au/

Don't read the whole sports section while sittin on the toilet.  That might help

That suggestion is usually followed by..."and why do you guys have to stand up when you pee anyway?"
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2009, 01:31:52 PM »
Quote from: GotRhythm on October 13, 2009, 01:15:53 PM
Quote from: breakaway on October 13, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: Squash on October 13, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

I did a google search, maybe this page will help

http://www.curehemorrhoids.com.au/

Don't read the whole sports section while sittin on the toilet.  That might help

That suggestion is usually followed by..."and why do you guys have to stand up when you pee anyway?"

Because we can.....
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2009, 03:45:42 PM »
Quote from: FF97 on October 13, 2009, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: GotRhythm on October 13, 2009, 01:15:53 PM
Quote from: breakaway on October 13, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: Squash on October 13, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

I did a google search, maybe this page will help

http://www.curehemorrhoids.com.au/

Don't read the whole sports section while sittin on the toilet.  That might help

That suggestion is usually followed by..."and why do you guys have to stand up when you pee anyway?"

Because we can.....
So can I... my aim just isn't that great.   :P
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2009, 04:03:34 PM »
Quote from: breakaway on October 13, 2009, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: FF97 on October 13, 2009, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: GotRhythm on October 13, 2009, 01:15:53 PM
Quote from: breakaway on October 13, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: Squash on October 13, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

I did a google search, maybe this page will help

http://www.curehemorrhoids.com.au/

Don't read the whole sports section while sittin on the toilet.  That might help

That suggestion is usually followed by..."and why do you guys have to stand up when you pee anyway?"

Because we can.....
So can I... my aim just isn't that great.   :P
You just need to practice more......  :P
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2009, 04:08:48 PM »
Quote from: FF97 on October 13, 2009, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: breakaway on October 13, 2009, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: FF97 on October 13, 2009, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: GotRhythm on October 13, 2009, 01:15:53 PM
Quote from: breakaway on October 13, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: Squash on October 13, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Dragon on October 12, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Who has had them and what did you do about them? :o

I did a google search, maybe this page will help

http://www.curehemorrhoids.com.au/

Don't read the whole sports section while sittin on the toilet.  That might help

That suggestion is usually followed by..."and why do you guys have to stand up when you pee anyway?"

Because we can.....
So can I... my aim just isn't that great.   :P
You just need to practice more......  :P
Who wants to sit on a cold honey bucket at a soccer game anyway?
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2009, 06:19:10 PM »
I read in that info from Squashie about something called anal s*x being a cause ...not that there is anything wrong with that Dragon. :o
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2009, 06:33:14 PM »
Quote from: yote19 on October 13, 2009, 06:19:10 PM
I read in that info from Squashie about something called anal s*x being a cause ...not that there is anything wrong with that Dragon. :o

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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2009, 06:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Squash on October 13, 2009, 06:33:14 PM
Quote from: yote19 on October 13, 2009, 06:19:10 PM
I read in that info from Squashie about something called anal s*x being a cause ...not that there is anything wrong with that Dragon. :o

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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 02:20:52 PM »
Just curious if any thought has been given to renaming this forum to The WPS Bum -R-?
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Re: *Hemorrhoids *
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2009, 02:25:41 PM »
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