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Big B's afternoon Funny
« on: December 31, 2009, 04:47:51 PM »

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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. I have umteen million numbers in my phone. There are a lot of people I don't want to talk to.1

18. My nephew asked me in the car the other day "Barbara Ann what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Jack Daniels than with a Kay jeweler product.

(I was going to highlight the ones I really agree with. except it turns out that it meant highlighting most of them! HA!!)
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Re: Big B's afternoon Funny
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 03:39:42 AM »

Damn BigB, I never knew you were Barbara Ann.
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Re: Big B's afternoon Funny
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 01:54:21 PM »

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2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
A friend of mine told me once that "Oh Shutup" is the best compliment in the world.  Why?  Because in the middle of an argument, one finds they are wrong, what do they say?


11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
Ah, I know, it is about 2:00 every day    :evil:

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
I just thinking last night about all othe VCR tapes I have. Should I sell them, give them away or just throw them out?  My cassette tape collection too.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I have-- ever.
Why would anyone, today, make a clothing garment that us lazy people will never wash?  :o

18. My nephew asked me in the car the other day "Barbara Ann what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
How about "My name's not Barbara Ann. What have you been smoking?  And, Oh, by the way, we'd have a ninjato cut down through the car and the ninjato sticking up through the trunk.  The 'ninja' would be, now, sitting on top of the car, with Shuriken in one hand and nunchaku in the other waiting for us to look out the window."

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
My freezer has so much frost in it, the light is hidden by all the frost


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Re: Big B's afternoon Funny
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 05:02:42 PM »

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12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
I just thinking last night about all othe VCR tapes I have. Should I sell them, give them away or just throw them out?  My cassette tape collection too.


I have Beta, I have laser discs (remember those?), of course my entire collection of every VHS movie ever made. Then, I made the decision, Blu-Ray or HD DVD, guess which one I picked ???

Now I have several hundred CD's (and of course an equal number of casstte and 8 track tapes. I even have a couple reel to reel players WITH music !!). Guess where all my music is ? Yep, on the iPods. Which I hear tell are going by the wayside within a few years, great,,,,,,
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