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[kennard04]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

[sissy]

I thought that was just what they said about big feet?

Thanks for the 

[Chinsofelvis]

Wow, Sissy, three times the length of his feet?  And all this time I thought I was fortunate at 1.5 times foot length!  Oh well, at least I still have my sense of humor. 

[Brat Jr]

are you guys still looking at your thumbs?  

[Chinsofelvis]

I'm all thumbs.  And some chins.   

[EWSoccer64]

are you guys still looking at your thumbs?  

Mine are so short it did not take that long to measure them........

[sissy]

are you guys still looking at your thumbs?  

Brat, I'm disturbed by the responses to your question 

[Chinsofelvis]

are you guys still looking at your thumbs?  

Brat, I'm disturbed by the responses to your question 

Yeah, well, Sis, I have a hunch that your avatar causes a lot more disturbed thumb responses than any disturbance the thumb responses could possibly cause you....  And that last sentence is a pretty good example.  Furthermore, if your avatar was a movie, and if I was a movie critic, I might be tempted to give your avatar... three thumbs up.  **Austin Powers voice**  "Ouch, baby!  VERY ouch!"