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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks 

that worry about using cold water to clean. 

   

  John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather 

in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan 

 

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, 

the next morning John's grandfather prepared 

breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. 

   

   

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, 

and questioned his grandfather asking, 

   

'Are these plates clean?' 

   

His grandfather replied, 

   

'They're as clean as cold water can get em. 

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!' 
   

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.     

Again, John was concerned about the plates, 

as his appeared to have tiny specks around 

the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 

   'Are you sure these plates are clean?' 

   

Without looking up the old man said, 

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as 

clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you 

fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!' 


Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town 

and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog 

started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. 
   

John yelled and said, 
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'. 

Without diverting his attention from the football game 

he was watching on TV, the old man shouted! 
 

'Coldwater, shut up and go lay down now, yah hear me you stupid dog!' 

   

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