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Ever have days like this?   


  ALWAYS ASK,  NEVER ASSUME  !!

                His  request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell  phone to call the local airport to charter a  flight.
 
He was told a twin-engine plane would  be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the  airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a  hanger.
 
He jumped in with his bag, slammed  the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied  out, swung the plane into the wind and took  off.
 
Once in the air, the photographer  instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I  can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?'  asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer  for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up  shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment,  finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . .  You're NOT my  flight instructor?'
   
 "Life  is short. Drink  the good wine first"

[Brat Jr]

When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME