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The further adventures of Bubba the Predator #1
Starring:

Bubba ~ The Predator
Grampie Cooter ~ The wise old Elder Hillbilly
PJ ~ Cooter’s young and sexy grand daughter
Juney ~ PJ’s jealous brother
Bo-pa Joe ~ The mayor of Jacob’s holler
and
Nails ~ The giant radioactive Raccoon


Part 1 ~ Origin of Bubba

“Quiet”; Cooter said as he stopped in mid tracks in the small clearing.  The rains hadn’t come as normal this spring and the ground was dry and gave away a person’s position with every footstep.
“It wasen me Granpie...Bubbas the one. Hez staggering around behin me and iz louder then a ol’ grizzly bear fartin in a cave”.  Juney whined when Cooter had turned on him.
“Quiet numbnutz”; Cooter scolded him, and he turned to wait for Bubba to catch up with them.

A few paces beyond them, Bubba finally caught up with them.  No matter how long Cooter had been around Bubba, his appearance still gave him a start; “That is the damn near ugliest feller I done ever met” Granpie Cooter thought to himself and he pulled a giant bite out of his tobacco plug.

Bubba stood nearly 7 feet tall!  An old straw hat perched above his face; and what a face it was!  Blood shot little eyes above the worst hair lip anyone in Jacob’s holler had ever seen.  He was missing all his upper teeth but hanging from his lower lip were two of the most messed up looking teeth that Gawd ever put on a wild pigs face.  His red and white checkered shirt with a split in the back, gave away the breadth of his big shoulders; But also the two missing buttons in the front gave away his huge pot belly that was a testament to his big appetite.  Faded old dungarees were his only other garments as he walked barefoot through the forest.  His feet were big and had the worse case of “rot-foot” anyone could ever remember seeing.  In his right hand was a bent old spear made of a weird metal Cooter recalled being with Bubba when he first met him and in his left hand was a jug of Cooter’s finest shine.  Bubba upon seeing his hunting companions burped and then lifted the jug to his mouth.  Tilting his head back he took a big swaller of that fine tasting “mountain dew”.  Some of it ran down the cracks of his “hair lip”, but he guzzled enough to hit the spot.

“Waz up Cooterz? Whyz we stuppin,  Youenz fynd a deerr?” Bubba said as he put the cork back in the jug.  Cooter just smiled, a half toothless grin himself and said.  “Nope, the grounds too dry we scaring em all away. Lets set down for a spell and see if ya can’t pick up their scent again”.

As they plopped down in the small clearing Bubba laid his head back against a tree and was snoozing before Cooter uncorked his own jug.  Cooter looked at Juney; who he reckoned was stupider then a bed bug and shook his head. He also looked on Bubba and thought how proud he was that he was speaking now.  Seemed like yesterday that he couldn’t say a word, but only make those weird clicking, crow like sounds...  It was darn near 20 years ago that he finally learned to speak right.  Dwelling on the past the elder hillbilly known to all as Granpie Cooter thought back to the time he met Bubba...it was nearly 50 years ago...


Ten year old Cooter looked up in the sky and saw the falling star!  It looked like it was coming right at Jacob’s Holler.  He threw another log on the fire to keep his pa’s 500 gallon still at the right temperature and then grabbing a chunk of the cooked squirrel he took off towards the “star”.  It landed with such a crash Cooter thought the trees would fall down around him.  He ran another hundred yards and he was upon the fallen star!  It was all ablaze and would of set the surrounding trees on fire as well except for the fact the big rain storm earlier in the day had soaked them well.  Staring wide eyed he saw him!  Coming from the other side of the crashed star a giant figure approached. “Must be someone else come ta see the fallin’ star”; Cooter reckoned to himself.  The tall fella had some kind of mask on his face with a large crack running down the middle of it.  Cooter watched as the tall feller looked right at him and then fell to his knees.  He slowly pulled the mask off his face to reveal a huge gash on his brow.  Green blood was trickling down his face and Cooter thought he must have whacked his head somehow a few days prior, cause the green blood could only mean the sore had been festering for a few days.  He also saw the big hair lip with his two snaggly pig’s teeth sticking up from it.  On his upper lip were two little nubs where maybe some other teeth had been at one time.

Cooter walked up to the big feller and looked him square in his little eyes; “Here, ya’ll wanna piece o my squirrel?  Shot er myself I did”.  The big guy sitting on the ground did not reply but just looked at Cooter and the small piece of meat in his hand. “He must be simple in da head”, Cooter thought to himself.  So he took a bite of the squirrel and then tried to hand it to the big feller again.  This time he took the offering.  As he ate the small piece of camp fire roasted varmint, Cooter ran back to the still.  He grabbed a small jar of his pappy’s moon shine and rushed back to the clearing as it started to rain again.  The fire on the ‘star’ started to go out as he reached the big feller on the ground.  He handed him the small jar and told him to drink.  After a moment the big feller had drank one or two messy swallows.  “Cooter, I’m Cooter”; the young boy said as he pointed at his chest.  He repeated the act several times until the big feller pointed to his own chest; “B’uhbakka”.
Cooter could barley understand a word that was coming from the giant’s hair lips.  “Bubba”?  Is that what yer tryin’ ta say”?  The hair lipped giant just took another giant swallow of moon shine and finished it.  “Ok, well Bubba it is”!


That had been over 50 years ago Cooter had thought.  He was wiser now, and the elder of Jacob’s holler but he still could never decipher how Bubba never seemed to age a day all this time.  Waking up Bubba looked at Cooter who had been staring at him.  His face brightened and his hair lip twisted in what Cooter had come to know as a grin.  “Iz needs mo moo-shinz”, Bubba slurred holding up his empty jug.  Kicking his grand son Juney; who had also dozed off, Cooter said; “I reckon we all need some more Bubba. Lets head back home, the deer can wait til ta morrow”.  Gathering up their hunting rifles and Bubba’s spear, they all made their way back to Jacob’s Holler.



....Stay tunded for more adventures of Bubba! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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Re: **The Further Adventures of "Bubba the Predator"** RATED MA
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 02:30:40 PM »

The further adventures of Bubba the Predator #2
Starring:

Bubba ~ The Predator
Grampie Cooter ~ The wise old Elder Hillbilly
PJ ~ Cooter’s young and sexy grand daughter
Juney ~ PJ’s jealous brother
Bo-pa Joe ~ The mayor of Jacob’s holler
and
Nails ~ The giant radioactive Raccoon


The Big Square Dance and Bubba’s 1st Love


Bubba listened as Bo-pa Joe played the fiddle.  All the young boys and girls danced while the music played and the Mayor of Jacob’s Holler played and sang a little ditty;

“take your gal and swang her wide, now step on up and push him aside...”

The music and dancing were fun to watch but as always Bubba was a little scared to ask anyone to dance.  

Across the sawdust strewn town hall PJ watched him.  She had liked Bubba ever since she could remember and as she got older, and closer to marrying age he appealed to her even more.  Unknown to him she had spied on him the few times a year he would go down to Waller Creek as he bathed.  She loved the way the water glistened off his freckled skin, and his man parts...Well those were just the darndest big man parts she had ever seen.  Well she could only compare them to her brother’s, Juney; but she figured that the thing she witnessed hanging off Bubba and to be the biggest one in Jacob’s Holler.  She wanted more then to just watch him bath though, she put her mind to making him her man!

Juney watched as his sister walked over to Bubba on the far side of the town hall.  A red rage built inside his breast as he saw her talk to him.  “Damnit and tarnation”; Juney thought to himself; “She’s mine.  Even though she iz ma sister, I was thunking I would make her ma wife someday”.  Juney had always planned to marry his sister; Just like uncle Jeb had married aunt Pearl; and he always hoped PJ felt the same.  Many a night he would lay in their big bed next to her and start to play with his diddle daddle after Granpie Cooter and she went to sleep.  A couple of times he caught her watching through squinted eyes...He didn’t mind though, it just made him long for her more.  He took out his pocket knife and started to whittle a small piece of wood and he sat and stared daggers at Bubba and his sister.

Bubba watched as PJ made her way to standing in front of him.  Her hair was a golden yellow like the morning sun and it was pulled back from her face to reveal her dabble of freckles and her deep brown eyes.  She had only one of her top teeth missing and therefore gave her more teeth then any other young lady in the entire town.  He felt a weird sensation as she swayed to a halt in front of him and he took a long swig of the shine jug he had at his side.

“ya’ll gonna sit there all night Bubba, or are ya gonna ask a lady ta dance”?

Bubba gulped and looked into her pretty brown eyes; “youez knowd Bubba no dance Peejay. Myz feets too big fo dat”.  PJ smiling grabbed his big hand and pulled him up and onto the dance floor.  Bubba with a look of shock on his face tried to do his best and not crush her feet under his step.  No sooner had the dancing started then she lead them towards a back exit to the town hall.  Bubba wondered what the heck was going on as PJ lead him at a quick run away from the festivities and towards the woods out back.

With panting breath she stopped and pulled him to her side.  She looked at him from head to toe and didn’t say a word.  She had a devilish grin on her face and she looked down; “let’s us see if ya’ll like this little trick ah learned Bubba”.  His eyes grew as wide as they could as PJ showed him “her trick”.


15 minutes later Juney finally spotted his sister again as she made her way to the punch bowl.  The front of her blouse was covered with a green liquid. “Whaht da heck iz dat sis”; he said pointing at her blouse.  “Oh that?  That is just some dumb old grasshoppers that I had to smash. They done jumped up on me when I went outside fo a breath o fresh air”.  Juney just nodded and poured himself some punch as well.

Meanwhile back on the bench at the far side of the hall Bubba sat still.  If anyone could notice the expression on his ‘hair lips’, they would have seen a big ol’ shit eaten’ grin. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: **The Further Adventures of "Bubba the Predator"** RATED MA
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 02:33:16 PM »

The further adventures of Bubba the Predator #3
Starring:

Bubba ~ The Predator
Grampie Cooter ~ The wise old Elder Hillbilly
PJ ~ Cooter’s young and sexy grand daughter
Juney ~ PJ’s jealous brother
Bo-pa Joe ~ The mayor of Jacob’s holler
and
Nails ~ The giant radioactive Raccoon

Guest Starring: Bo-pa Jr ~ The mayor’s son


The Coming of Nails

The crater where Bubba’s ship landed over 50 years ago had long been covered by the overgrowth of time.  The mound of dirt that had built up around it made for a perfect den for several woodland creatures.  In the spring time a small raccoon nibbled on a root to help cut its teeth that were small and sharp.  Being an ignorant varmint he did not notice the glow of the inner meat inside the root...the taste was not bad and the little critter swallowed some of the ‘deep space eradiated’ wood...  Soon he would feel the changes, not only in size but in his intelligence and cunning.  Things were about to get interesting in Jacob’s Holler.

PJ slapped out at Bubba’s large hand; “Stop tryin ta steal the bacon fo I cook it ya dumb duck”.  Bubba, face turning red sat back down at the old wooden table with Juney and Grampie Cooter.  The four of them lived in a little 1 room shack on the forest side of Jacob’s Holler.  Bubba looked forward to PJ’s breakfast’s every morning and would steal a piece of raw bacon every chance he got.  Juney had gotten up early this morning as well because Granpie Cooter had promised them to go hunting again today; “Were gonna hit the north ridge boys.  Therz a buck out there with our name all over it I reckon”.  Cooter said with a laugh and a swallow of shine to start off his day.  Bubba licked his lower teeth and eyed the jug.  Cooter had known him long enough to know when he was thirsty for a swig of his home made brew.  Pushing the jug across the table Bubba grabbed it up and took a couple of long sloppy pulls from the top as PJ laid there breakfast platters before them.

“Biscuits, possum bacon, and grits; Just the way you like em Bubba”; PJ said with a swing of her hips and a wink of her eye.  Bubba didn’t catch the sly hint at fondness, but Juney didn’t let anything pass when it came to his sister.  “Stop fawnin’ all over Bubba ya sow.  Yer acting like a dog in heat”.  Juney said it in a jesting way, but deep inside he longed for his sister even more so now that she was showing interest towards Bubba.  Before too long all three of the men ate their vittles and headed out to the woods.  Grampie Cooter with his old black powder rifle, Juney with his bow and arrows, and of course Bubba with his ever present crooked spear and a sling shot Cooter had made for him seasons ago.


The Gods of the hunt had shown favor on the threesome that day.  Bubba had stunned a huge old buck about 2 miles down the ridgeline with his sling shot, and Juney finished it off.  As was their tradition they cut out the heart of the dead animal on the spot and they all took a big bite; Bubba’s being the biggest as usual, and he also wanted seconds.  With Bubba’s size and strength they had no need to quarter the beast there; instead, they helped Bubba load it across his shoulders and he carried it all the way home without even a whimper.  All three of them were pleasantly drunk with big grins on their faces as they made their way back home.


Bubba awoke early the next morning and looked forward to helping Cooter quarter the buck they had strung up outback in a high limb off the ground.  His two teeth sagged and a little drool fell from his lower lip as he gawked at the remains of what had been a fine buck...  The bones still hung in the tree, but nary a piece of meat was left on them.  Turning towards the small shack, Bubba cried out; “Cooterz, Cooterz, cume ear quik, sumfin dun stolz our meat”!  Cooter in his long johns still, staggered out the back door still rubbing his eyes; “what in tarnation”?  The pair walked towards the remains.  Never in his life had Cooter seen a full grown buck torn apart so bad.  “Even a mountain lion left more meat then this”, he thought to himself.  Almost at the same time they noticed the claw marks on the bones, and on the ground underneath it.  Looking at Bubba with dread on his face Cooter said; “I don’t what type o forest devil done ate our meat, but it had claws as long as nails Bubba”.  Bubba didn’t know what to think and just stared at the prints in awe as he opened the cork on his morning jug of shine. 


Later that afternoon, Bo-pa Jr; who was the mayors son and known around Jacob’s Holler as the best tracker, rubbed his scruffy chin as he looked up into Cooter’s face.  “I beenz lookin at tracks ma whole life, en I never once sawd anything like this... them there are coon tracks Cooter... but I’llz be damned ifen it ain’t the largest damn coon ever heard tell of”.  Cooter felt a shiver run down his spine, like someone just spit chew on his grave as he imagined the size of the coon that could make tracks like these...

(To be cont.........maybe)
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Re: **The Further Adventures of "Bubba the Predator"** RATED MA
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 02:36:06 PM »

The further adventures of Bubba the Predator #4


The interlude

PJ knew that Bubba and her granpie and her brother would go out looking for what ever 'creature' had violated the deer in the tree... She was worried for their safety and did not want Bubba to leave a virgin (because he surely was in her mind after the way he exploded in her hands the other night at the square dance).

She was in luck, because Grampie Cooter was feeling off and wanted to wait til later that afternoon to hunt down what ever beast had ate their deer.  With Cooter layin' down and her brother off to the general store in Jacob's Holler to buy some more black powder for their rifles; Bubba would be alone... and she could have him all to herself!  She found Bubba on the back porch drinking some of Cooter's shine as he seemed to do night and day, and staring still at the dead carcass on the tree branch;

"don't ya'll fret over dat dere deer Bubba. I just knowin you and granmpie will find da rascal that did it, and give him what for I reckon".

Bubba didn't react to what she said at first but then he caught a glimpse of her pale white thighs as she jacked up her skirt while standing next to him.  He gulped as he imagined what treasures lay just a hands breath further...

"I like whaat we do'ed the oter niyght PJ.. I like doit again okay okay"?

This is just what PJ wanted to hear.  She grasped his hand and walked with him away from the little shack and dragged him out to where the ravaged deer still hung up side down in the tree near the apple orchid.

"Letz set down here Bubba...its powerful hot out side, ya'll don't mind if I kewl off do ya"?

She asked Bubba. Not waiting for his reply she slipped off her short skirt made from a potato sack and then lifted her raggy blouse over her head.

Bubba could not help but stare...Her baby feeders looked like ripe mushmellons that he and Juney would pick from old man McCoy's field... they bobbled in the air and he longed to touch them.  The small patch of forest was also there in front of his face; His sense of smell was better then most fellers in the Holler and he could smell her musk calling to him; "come here Bubba...come and get it". (at least that is what he thought in his mind).

He lunged for her as he ripped off his old raggy dungarees. She grasped his head and placed it where she wanted...she layed back and then screamed!!!!!!!

Seems his remaining tusks were not made out for what she had in mind.  He jerked back and she pulled him on top of him...  The first leason in 'manhood' awaited him...

22 seconds later he was a Man!  She would never forget the experience even though she felt like she just sat on a watermelon by mistake...

She longed to cuddle and recover from the massive violation she felt...he longed for a pull from his Moon shine jug... He walked away to get his jug and for some weird reason he had a desire for PJ to make him a sandwich and to take a nap...

He never even knew that at this moment he became truly a man!
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Re: **The Further Adventures of "Bubba the Predator"** RATED MA
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 02:39:26 PM »

Sadly (or thankfully) those were the only "Bubba" stories I wrote.

The next story is not about Predators, but is from the same genre.

The following story is about a character from the movie; "ALIENS"

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Re: **The Further Adventures of "Bubba the Predator"** RATED MA
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 02:40:39 PM »

A father’s pride ~ By Dragon


“Stop hitting him honey, he’s had enough!”  The woman screamed standing on the staircase to the den.  The large man panting heavily finally stopped.  Rolling up his belt he eyed the crying boy on the floor.  “Your never amount to anything you little chicken-$#!^”; he said as he grabbed up his beer and pushed past his wife on the stairs leading to the kitchen.  Upon the drunken brutes exit the woman nervously looked over her shoulder before making her way to the young boy.  Kneeling next to him she brushed back his hair from his tear stained face.  “Billy Jr; I told you not to upset your father, especially after he has been drinking sweetie”.  Shrugging off his mother’s hand the little boy looked towards the stairs where his father had gone and a glare of hatred could be seen in his eyes. “I wish he was dead”; Billy Jr thought to himself in his silent rage.

Billy Jr, as he was known; had rushed home to tell his father the ‘great news’!  Even though a sophomore and second year member of the wrestling team, he had earned a spot on the junior varsity team... Again.  That would not be news that his father would have been proud of; but the coach had told the other boys at the academy that Billy Jr would be the ‘Captain’ of the squad this year.  At this news the young man beamed with pride and thought surely his father would see what a great accomplishment it was!  ‘Big Bill’ as his father was called was not as excited at the news as his son had hoped; “You blew it again?  Captain of the JV squad?  That is just your damn coach’s way of calling you the captain of the losers”! He bellowed just moments before the first blow was struck.  “Someday, young William thought. Someday I’ll show that old man”.

Two years after high school was nothing but a memory, William looked across the crowd for his parents.  The graduation ceremony of class; #27-076 was on the parade field waiting to receive the commandants handshake and the little tab that was proof you had made it as a Colonial Marine.  “All the Marines looked splendid indeed standing in their formation”; his mother thought.  The ceremony was brief and the families soon mingled with the newly graduated Marines.  Seeking out his mother, ‘Billy Jr’ approached her noting his father’s absence. She could see in his face the disappointment; “William, your father stayed up drinking all night honey. You know it was best he not come”.

Later in the barracks as he packed up his belonging a fellow private told him he had a phone call at the CQ’s desk.  Picking up the phone moments later he heard his father’s drunken slur; “Well, least ya graduated ya little piece of crap. 76th of 80... what a joke.  If ya were worth your salt you woulda been accepted to the officer’s trainin’...”  A belch followed and some other drunken words, but the young Marine pulled the phone away from his ear and left it dangling on the counter.

Eighteen months later, as he prepared to go into the stasis chamber for his hyper sleep; he received an incoming trans-space message on his computer terminal.  He stared at the message from his mother but said nothing.  It read:

Dear William,

Your father passed away last night.  God bless his soul. I know you cannot attend his services but I am sure your father will know you are there in spirit.  His last words were to tell you he was always so proud of you; but I think you knew that.

Safe trip,!

Love Mother

Hitting the reply button, the young Private sent a brief message back.

Mom,

Dad can burn in hell for all I care.

It was signed his full name:

PFC William Hudson
USCM
Warship Sulaco




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