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Author Topic: Big B's Morning Funny  (Read 212 times)

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Big B's Morning Funny
« on: September 21, 2011, 11:34:21 AM »
A POLICE STOP AT 2 AM
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> An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
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> The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
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> The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
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> The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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Re: Big B's Morning Funny
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 02:39:27 PM »
I'm familiar with that lecture!  :laugh:
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Re: Big B's Morning Funny
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 08:22:29 PM »
YAY! One I haven't heard before!
Thanks for the belly laugh Big B
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