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For our hunters

Four

guys have been going to the same deer camp for

many years. Two days before the group is to

leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells

him he isn't going.  Ron's friends are very

upset that he can't go, but what can they

do.

Two days later the three get to the camping

site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up,

firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the

fire.  "Dang man, how long

you been here, and how did you talk your wife

into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday."

"Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and

my wife came up behind me and put her hands over

my eyes and said. 'guess Who?'  I pulled

her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new

nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. 

The room had candles and rose petals all

over.  On the bed she had handcuffs, and

ropes!  She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I

did.  And then she said, "Do whatever you

want." So, here I am.   
 

[sissy]

Oh, that was Laugh Out Loud (not just LOL) funny