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The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

 

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier." Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."


She looked at the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments, a man named Wayne at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes," said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? 

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

 
 

[EWSoccer64]

Just to top Big B for once ---

HERE'S ONE FOR THE LADIES
 


A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."


Read more: http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/jokes/#ixzz1dTEDv6mX

[bigb]

That is good and gross at the same time....


How about this My friends;
This just shows you that sometimes things are not what they seem and there may differnt views of the same object.
 
 
 
 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE 710 IS ON YOUR CAR

A few days ago I was having

some work done at my local garage. A blonde came

in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.



We all looked at each other and another

customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'


She replied, 'You know, the little piece in

the middle of the engine, I have lost it and

need a new one..'

She replied that she

did not know exactly what it was, but this piece

had always been there.

The mechanic gave

her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to

draw what the piece looked like.

She

drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to a car just like hers

which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710

on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of

course, its right there.' the mechanic

fainted

If you're not sure

what a 710

it is the word ...OIL   (710)