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Big B's Afternoon Funny
« on: December 14, 2011, 05:47:20 PM »
This should make you smile.

The Candy With The Little Hole

 A 2nd grade teacher started to hand out Lifesavers to her students and the children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room !!!
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Re: Big B's Afternoon Funny
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 05:56:59 PM »
Sometimes I can relate to this Big B ;D
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Re: Big B's Afternoon Funny
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 11:10:35 AM »
A classic and something I can relate to as well.  Nice to see some of the fun things continue! 
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