Down a dark Rainy highway, cool rain on Dragon's car,
One smells the freshly cut pitch, coming up not to far.
and up ahead in distance, I saw some crazy parents in tights,
my DD was playing in a big game, it was gonna be such a fight.
There the kids stood on the field now, I heard ref's whistle blow,
the captains stood for the coin toss, which way will they decide to go?
Then I walked to the sidelines, I already knew the right way.
There were Crazy Parents all along the sidelines, thought I heard them say:
(Chorus)
WELCOME TO THE DRAGONS CRAZY POSTINGS,
SUCH A CRAZY PLACE, (such a crazy place), ALL HIS TIME HE DOES WASTE.
PLENTY OF ROOM ON THE DRAGONS CRAZY POSTINGS,
ANYTIME OF DAY, COME SEE WHAT DRAGON SAY!
Orange slices in the coolers, and the pink gatorade on ice,
and the crazy parents say:
"we are all just crazy parents here, by our own device".
The DD's gathered near the windflag, and laced up all their cleats,
They kick the ball with all their might, but they just can't use their left feet.
The last thing Dragon remembers, I was running for my portable lap top,
I had to report on the games first score, even though the game itself had not stopped.
"RELAX" said the Crazy Parents; "we are programmed not to boast,
you can browse forums anytime you like, but you can never Post"!
(long Dragon guitar solo)
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Sung to the tune of Hotel California, many thanks to the CP's that followed dragon to WPS, and many thanks to ED55 for giving Dragon idea of long winded blah blah blah song post :mrgreen: