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DRAGON SONG #3 (Ode to a Crossfire P. dad)
« on: October 18, 2005, 10:49:10 PM »
:lol:
Time for another song, Dragon done one for Eagles and Royals, now do one for Crossfire P. ;)

(before you start picking on Dragon for stealing Eddy's stick, remember "Dragon paying homage to his musical genius" :lol:

ODE TO A CROSSFIRE PORTER 94 DAD :mrgreen:

Sung to the tune of Piano Man, by Billy Joel :mrgreen:




It's two o'clock on a Saturday
The Crazy parents all gather round
There's an old coot, sitting next to me
keeping stat's & I think thats it "Sound"


He says; "son can ya tell me what teams are there,
stretching out there for the game
It's sad when you can't see
and you can't hold your pee
but I gotta keep up with 411's fame"


(chorus)
Oh, Win the big game I'm a Crossfire dad
Win the big game for me
the Porter gals are geared up for a U12 team
but I'd rather they played in G.T.


Now Dragon, that guy is no friend of mine
he teases we play U12 G.P.
And I think he's a joke, just fire & smoke
and I think 60 acres is where he wants his DD to be


Not knowing who Dragon is, it is just killing me
he'd never talk about Crossfire to my face
but I bet if DragonKid was a Porter gal
riding the bench would still be her place


Now Duffers a clown who sells corndogs
and thinks Dragon don't have a life
then theres "stormboy" Davey, thinks Dragons annoying & crazy
and will probably will think it for life


(chorus)
Oh win the big game I'm a Crossfire dad
win the big game for me
the Porter gals are geared up for a U12 team
but I'd rather they played in G.T.


Crossfire parents all hate the "Boywonder"
he always says that our whole club just stinks
but when we are holding the state cup & hardware
we'll see what that little punk thinks


Theres lots of good posts on the forum each Saturday
and Squash, we all know he must smile
cause its Crossfire "P", they've been coming to see
and forget about losing for a while


And the CP's are hollering like their at a carnival
the other team parents feel the loss growing near
and we lift up coach Porter for a victory lap
and say; "Man, there's no team that we fear "


(Chorus)
Oh, win the big game I'm a Crossfire dad
win the big game for me
the Porter gals are geared up for a U12 team
But I'd rather they played in G.T.

Ohhhh la la la, la la laaaaaaaaaaaa   la la la la la, la laaaaaaaaaa

 :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


Dragon hope you all enjoy 3rd song :lol:

What team should Dragon pick on next :roll:  :lol:
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DRAGON SONG #3 (Ode to a Crossfire P. dad)
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2005, 11:00:33 PM »
Hahaha Dragon that was pretty funny!!!  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2005, 11:37:51 PM »
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Hahaha Dragon that was pretty funny!!!  :lol:


Dragon just think of Crazy things to post to catch Souldefender in 2nd place poster record (40 more to go) :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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DRAGON SONG #3 (Ode to a Crossfire P. dad)
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2005, 11:53:07 PM »
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Hahaha Dragon that was pretty funny!!!  :lol:


Dragon just think of Crazy things to post to catch Souldefender in 2nd place poster record (40 more to go) :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



Oh and you know what happens if you pass me?¿? Banned!!!! or worse yet..this
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2005, 11:54:08 PM »
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Another catchy tune Dragon :lol:

Please cheer up L2W with a song for Eastside White :D
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2005, 12:07:49 AM »
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Hahaha Dragon that was pretty funny!!!  :lol:


Dragon just think of Crazy things to post to catch Souldefender in 2nd place poster record (40 more to go) :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



Oh and you know what happens if you pass me?¿? Banned!!!! or worse yet..this


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2005, 12:08:53 AM »
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What team should Dragon pick on next  


Another catchy tune Dragon :lol:

Please cheer up L2W with a song for Eastside White :D


she need to PM cheese, think Cheese scared to talk to Dragon, maybe he give her charlies golden ticket ;)
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2005, 01:25:38 AM »
Excellent!  

I think you nailed almost all the important elements.  (You only forgot to reference the messed up parking at 60 Acres this year due to the bridge rebuilding project next door, and the importance of having a venti latte firmly in hand at each game.)

Is Dragon perhaps a ghost writer for Weird Al Yankovic?http://www.weirdal.com/
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2005, 07:08:55 AM »
That was great - your talents are wasted in that office job of yours!!  :D  :D
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2005, 08:58:40 AM »
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That was great - your talents are wasted in that office job of yours!!  :D  :D


Well I thinking about joining a "cover band" as lead singer and banjo player. :mrgreen:


Unfortunately, the band only does "cover songs" of Buck Owens & Roy Clark :?

where, where, are you tonight, why did you leave me here all alone.......I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
You met another and pllleeelllpppppllllepepepep :evil:
You were gone.

Wow, does that brings back memories of hee haw or what :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2005, 10:14:26 AM »
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Quote from: "watchingthefun"
That was great - your talents are wasted in that office job of yours!!  :D  :D


Well I thinking about joining a "cover band" as lead singer and banjo player. :mrgreen:


Unfortunately, the band only does "cover songs" of Buck Owens & Roy Clark :?

where, where, are you tonight, why did you leave me here all alone.......I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
You met another and pllleeelllpppppllllepepepep :evil:
You were gone.

Wow, does that brings back memories of hee haw or what :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


That was my favorite part of Hee Haw (not to mention the girls just hanging around). ;)
Never did get the song - Tiger by the tail :oops:  Then again, never did get country music either. :shock:
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2005, 10:17:26 AM »
Quote from: "Dragon"

where, where, are you tonight, why did you leave me here all alone.......I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
You met another and pllleeelllpppppllllepepepep :evil:
You were gone.

Wow, does that brings back memories of hee haw or what :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2005, 10:41:06 AM »
we all older then we think  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Well Dragon off to long boring ride to Portland agian, see yall later ;)
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2005, 06:01:13 PM »
Dragon, it's too bad that you have to go to Portland but it would have been fun for you to check in on the Vancouver team and the Timbers.
I am soooo honored to be a part of your new song. By the way, I don't have to wear Depends yet. But if you get me laughing I can dibble a little. I don't mean with my feet.
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2005, 12:48:29 PM »
:lol:

Dragon stuck in Port nother night, may awing by to spy on Timber and FCV ;)
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