Topic: Top 10 reasons your too old to Trick or Treat =) (Read 375 times)

Brat Jr · « **on:** October 22, 2006, 08:31:00 AM »

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR TRICK-A-TREATING:

10. You become winded from knocking on the door.

9. You hire another kid to chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6.People say, "Great Mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or...." and forget the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You need to keep a check on your pacemaker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ husbands live for fear of tainted candy

souldefender · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2006, 10:35:03 AM »

Haha those are hilarious! :lol:

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Author Topic: Top 10 reasons your too old to Trick or Treat =) (Read 375 times)

Brat Jr

Top 10 reasons your too old to Trick or Treat =)

souldefender

Top 10 reasons your too old to Trick or Treat =)