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HALLOWEEN Q& A's
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps
Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet
Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones
Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A: It's good for the bones
Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?
A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory
Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.
Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to.
Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A: An amoeboo!
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels.
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.
Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o'-lantern by it's circumference?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo
Q: How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
A: He has a big D on his pajamas
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: What's a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist
Q: What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
A: Grandma monster
Q: What did the hippie say to the Invisible Man?
A: Hey, man, you’re out of sight!
Q: Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Q: What kind of car does Dracula drive?
A: A blood mobile.
Q: Why did Dracula turn down the dinner invitation?
A: He was afraid the steak would give him heartburn.
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A: His other fang.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A: Benjamin Frankenstein
Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf
Q: Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A: Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream
Q: What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts
Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack
Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos
Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases
Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling
Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory
Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie
Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A: An amoeboo!
And one last joke: A skeleton walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "I'll have a drink and a mop, please."
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