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Top 10 Reasons Why Edmonds55 Shut Down WPS
« on: September 02, 2005, 01:49:53 PM »


 

#10) Squash refused to change his avatar to "GOD"(already taken)

#9)Mad at Socrtaxi--he likes "poop" (cheers for Dynamo afterall)

#8) #17 leaving Dynamo behind for Xfire(is #9 far behind?)

#7)Lil Candy Corn refused to join Dynamo as #17's replacement
 
#6)Duffer sent him the wrong size clown shoes

 
#5)Boy Wonder thinks Dynamo is "STINKY "too


#4)Jimmy Buffet sued him for copyright infringement

#3)SongLyrics.com canceled his subscription

#2)Eddie's sons new girlfriend's name is FREDA EASTSIDE,friends call her RED

 
#1) VMS couldn't keep a secret: EDMONDS55 is really Soccermama

 

Take it away Paul :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2005, 03:14:05 PM »

that was sooooooooo funny :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

that was kewl that u put me in the top 10 poll :lol:

and you are right i wont leave my team for dynablow :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Edmonds55 Shut Down WPS
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2005, 04:07:09 PM »

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Top ten reasons why Eastside Pink caused breakdown at WPS;

10) Eastside goalie broke his wrist, Eastside misery loves company

  9) Bill Gates and all of Medina were rooting for Dynamo

  8) PvMS with dog at field overheard saying post Dynamo/Eastside game, "Go ahead! Do it! Do it!  "I feel like s**t too."

  7) Paul Allen and all of Mercer Island were rooting for Dynamo

  6) Squash is really the coach of Eastside Pink

  5) WPS about to publish picture of PvMS at PCC carrying the Dynamo player bags to vehicles.

  4) WPS with photo of PvMS saluting the Dynamo banner

  3)  WPS with photo of PvMS and head Coach  putting $1000 on the Dynamo to win at Tualip Casino

  2)  PvMS seen offering  $1000 dollars for NWN Dynamo uniform and warmups,  especially #9.

  1)  WPS has documentation of PvMS at the Dynamo hotel stating "why of course he has a room reservation, who do you think I am with, Eastside? "
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Top 10 Reasons Why Edmonds55 Shut Down WPS
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2005, 03:47:18 PM »

Sorry Eddy, your list needs some work.Stick to your songs...much better at that I must admit.Anyway have a nice Labor Day :D
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Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Edmonds55 Shut Down WPS
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2005, 12:32:12 AM »

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Top ten things overheard on EFC sideline during Dynamo/EFC game

10) "Coach when you have to go, you have to go and that wasn't some new power drink."

  9)  Thank God there aren't any cameras around here.

  8)  The Coach sure is energized, why doesn't he give the players some of that?

  7)   Where did you put your Dynamo tatoo?

   6)  The EFC/Dynamo game?  oh no,  that's over on field 1.

   5)   I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.

   4)  That's a masterpiece!  I bet this game hurt more than that.

   3)  First it was my husband and now this

   2)  First it was my wife and now this.

   1)  Get Jose Canseco up here asap!
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