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New words;
« on: April 05, 2007, 10:18:23 AM »

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

3. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

4. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

5. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

6. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
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Re: New words;
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 10:20:05 AM »

Quote from: "nosoupforU"
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

3. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

4. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

5. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

6. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

I do 6 ALL the time!
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