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[Brat Jr]

At some point you have to give up the "DAISY DUKE" shorts


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      Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near
50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct
as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on
the streets,the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be
avoided:

      1. A nose ring and bifocals
      2. Spiked hair and bald spots
      3. A pierced tongue and dentures
      4. Miniskirts and support hose
      5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
      6. Speedo's and cellulite
      7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
      8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
      9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
      10. Bikinis and liver spots
      11. Short shorts and varicose veins
      12. Inline skates and a walker

      And last, but not least


      13. Thongs and Depends  :shock:

[nosoupforU]

    13. Thongs and Depends  :shock:

that is just SO wrong,,,,,so very wrong. I have to go lie down now and see if I can get that mental picture out of my head.

[Brat Jr]

    13. Thongs and Depends  :shock:

that is just SO wrong,,,,,so very wrong. I have to go lie down now and see if I can get that mental picture out of my head.

tell me about it!
 :mrgreen:
 mental images are not for the faint of heart! :shock: