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« on: October 18, 2007, 09:58:04 PM »
BREAKAWAY gave me maybe a not so good idea, but I'm board so I'm starting the first ever thursday night "your mama's sooo..." forum

Starting with:  Your mama's glasses are soooooo thick that when she reads a map she sees people waving back at her.   :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2007, 10:01:18 PM »
Yo mama is soooo ugly WSYSA banned her for life!

Go look  her name is on the life time banned list..
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2007, 10:03:14 PM »
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Yo mama is soooo ugly WSYSA banned her for life!

Go look  her name is on the life time banned list..


YOU WIN!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2007, 10:05:44 PM »
Your mama's soooo fat when she goes to the beach she SELLS SHADE.   :oops:
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2007, 10:06:28 PM »
Yo mama is sooooo fat....she jumped in the air and got stuck!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2007, 10:10:02 PM »
:shock:  NICE!!


BUUUT, Yo mama so fat her blood type is ROCKY ROAD!
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2007, 10:17:39 PM »
Yo mama is so dumb they have to use her to translate the PDL crossover schedule for normal people  :mrgreen:

or

Yo mama is so dumb she's only a little smarter than the ones that put together a 16 team GU14 PDL 1-A grouping...

or

Yo mama is so flat they use her as an extra bench for all the PDL player pass guests...

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Yo mama is so dumb she thinks P-1 is the name of the first porta-pottie at the field...

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Yo mama is so dumb she thinks a Yellow Card means "speed up to get past the Red"

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Yo mama is so dumb she thinks a 4-4-2 is a skinny chick with small hips (or Nicole Richie)

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Yo mama is so loud and ugly that Refdad was glad he forgot his hearing aid AND his coke-bottle glasses (just kidding Refdad - think of it as a generic ref joke) :)

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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2007, 10:26:56 PM »
Yo mama is sooo fat it takes her an hour to walk around the block to wipe her own behind.
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2007, 10:28:40 PM »
YO MAMA is sooo stupid she got locked in the grocery store and STARVED TO DEATH!! :o
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2007, 10:29:32 PM »
OR your mama's sooo big she plays hopscotch with the planets.
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2007, 10:30:40 PM »
Yo mama's lips are so big she has to use a paint roller to put on her lipstick!
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2007, 10:32:05 PM »
keep 'em coming  :lol:

Your mama is so dumb it takes her an hour to make minute rice!
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2007, 10:33:18 PM »
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keep 'em coming  :lol:

Your mama is so dumb it takes her an hour to make minute rice!


Good one!!!  I must say!!


Yo' mama is so ugly she took a bath and the water jumped out!
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2007, 10:33:38 PM »
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2007, 10:34:51 PM »
Yo mama is so ugly Dragon wouldn't date her.
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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2007, 10:36:39 PM »
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Yo mama is so ugly Dragon wouldn't date her.


Come on, it has to be a little believable  :roll:
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« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2007, 10:36:53 PM »
DOH!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2007, 10:36:55 PM »
your mama so fat she has to iron her pants in the drive way
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« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2007, 10:37:37 PM »
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Yo mama is so dumb she thinks a 4-4-2 is a skinny chick with small hips (or Nicole Richie) :mrgreen:


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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2007, 10:37:57 PM »
YO MAMA'S so fat when she broke her leg gravy poored out.
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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2007, 10:38:35 PM »
Yo mama is so fat her shirt size is "canopy"
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2007, 10:38:57 PM »
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Yo mama is so dumb she thinks a 4-4-2 is a skinny chick with small hips (or Nicole Richie) :mrgreen:


Good one!!


That one might just win the "original" award
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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2007, 10:39:39 PM »
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Yo mama is so dumb she thinks a 4-4-2 is a skinny chick with small hips (or Nicole Richie) :mrgreen:


Good one!!


That one might just win the "original" award


She's expecting now - that make her a 3-5-3?
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« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2007, 10:39:47 PM »
Your mama's glasses are so thick she can see the FUTURE!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2007, 10:41:21 PM »
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2007, 10:43:59 PM »
Yo mama's sooo ugly she gives Freddi Kruger nightmares!
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« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2007, 10:47:03 PM »
Yo mama's so fat...she trick or treats 2 houses at a time!
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« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2007, 10:48:56 PM »
Your mama's so fat HER BELLY BUTTON HAS AN ECHOE
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« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2007, 10:49:20 PM »
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
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« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2007, 10:49:48 PM »
YOUR MAMA'S so fat she can't go to the beach anymore because everyone keeps trying to throw her back in!!!!
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