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« Reply #60 on: October 19, 2007, 11:17:29 AM »
Quote from: "yote19"
Saw this one and chuckled:

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.


I like that one!
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« Reply #61 on: October 19, 2007, 11:39:54 AM »
YO MAMA..........................is 94soccermom.

Take that!
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« Reply #62 on: October 19, 2007, 11:47:32 AM »
OUCH!!!
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« Reply #63 on: October 19, 2007, 11:55:44 AM »
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YO MAMA..........................is 94soccermom.

Take that!


and she's so ugly, that her shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.
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« Reply #64 on: October 19, 2007, 12:33:22 PM »
YO MAMA's so fat when she stepped on the scale it read "TO BE CONTINUED".  :shock:
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« Reply #65 on: October 19, 2007, 01:20:49 PM »
My DD & DS's Mamas so cute you're all having to make up jokes about Mama's just to ease the pain
  :mrgreen:   :mrgreen:   :mrgreen:   :mrgreen:   8)
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« Reply #66 on: October 19, 2007, 02:02:57 PM »
OH, THAT'S LOVEY  :D
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« Reply #67 on: October 19, 2007, 02:48:33 PM »
Your mama's so fat, small objects orbit around her...
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« Reply #68 on: October 19, 2007, 02:52:59 PM »
your mamas so fat she shows up on radar
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« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2007, 02:53:42 PM »
your mama's so fat she's one time, two times, three times a lady
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« Reply #70 on: October 19, 2007, 02:54:12 PM »
your mama's so fat her favorite food is thirds
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« Reply #71 on: October 19, 2007, 02:54:51 PM »
your mama's so fat if she weighed 5 more pounds, she would qualify for group insurance
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« Reply #72 on: October 19, 2007, 02:56:19 PM »
Very Nicely done, welcome to the show VMS.   :lol:
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« Reply #73 on: October 19, 2007, 03:46:51 PM »
Yo momma’s so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
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« Reply #74 on: October 19, 2007, 03:49:13 PM »
Yo mama's sooo dumb she wore her bathing suit to the car pool.
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« Reply #75 on: October 19, 2007, 03:51:00 PM »
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Yo momma’s so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
 :lol:
this just sounds NASTY!
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« Reply #76 on: October 19, 2007, 04:13:37 PM »
Yo momma’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
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« Reply #77 on: October 19, 2007, 04:25:18 PM »
DAILY DOUBLE:


YO MAMA'S SO BIG she uses cable cars for roller skates.  

YO MAMA'S so ugly your family has to throw a bone in her mouth just to get the dog to play with her.   :cry:  :cry:  :cry:
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« Reply #78 on: October 19, 2007, 06:43:25 PM »
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Yo momma’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
 :shock:


Hey, I already said that!
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« Reply #79 on: October 19, 2007, 07:01:19 PM »
It's bound to happen with all of us intelligent people posting so many quotes.
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« Reply #80 on: October 19, 2007, 07:25:36 PM »
your mama's so ugly she hurts my feelings
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« Reply #81 on: October 19, 2007, 07:27:10 PM »
your mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road
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« Reply #82 on: October 19, 2007, 07:59:21 PM »
Yo Mama is sooooo skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Next time you should do "name jokes".  Such as

What do you name an amputee waterskier?  Bob

wah wah wah  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #83 on: October 19, 2007, 08:00:52 PM »
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Yo Mama is sooooo skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Next time you should "name jokes".  Such as

What do you name an amputee waterskier?  Bob

wah wah wah  :mrgreen:

Don't even get them started.  :roll:
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« Reply #84 on: October 19, 2007, 08:02:43 PM »
Your mama is soooo dumb she went to the antique store and asked, "WHAT'S NEW?"  :?  :?
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« Reply #85 on: October 19, 2007, 10:54:50 PM »
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It's bound to happen with all of us intelligent people posting so many quotes.


Got caught up in the moment... :oops: playin like its supposed to be played.  Your supposed to dis... didn't wanna dis so I was trying to be polite.  My Bad :oops:
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« Reply #86 on: October 20, 2007, 09:52:49 AM »
It's all gooood.   :P  :P  :P
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