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Gonna be a Bear!
« on: January 03, 2008, 05:32:55 PM »
In this life I am a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.

When u r a bear u get to hibernate. I could deal with that.
Before u hibernate you are supposed to eat yourself stupid! I could deal with that!

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children who are the size of walnuts, while you are sleeping and wake up partially grown cute, cubs! I could deal with that!

If ur a momma bear everyone knows u mean business.You swat at anyone who bothers your cubs, and swat the cubs if they get out of line, i could deal with that!

If your a bear ur mate expects u to wake up growling and expects u to have hairy legs and excess body fat!

Yep gonna be a bear!!!  :mrgreen:
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