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[From the 18's]

Rumor has it that there will be a "Crossfire" reality show next season on VH1; a takeoff on Brett Michael's Rock of Love.  The Crossfire spinoff may be titled Soccer of Love,  Soccerrocker My World or Crossfire Desire? How Low  Will You Go?

8 players could be all girls or could be all guys; all competing for one roster spot living together at the Starfire complex with the Trainer of the team.  Each week one player is ousted cause they didn't rock their trainers world and each week a new and exciting competition for all to display their unfettering dream to play on the team of dreams...... Crossfire.

"Bobby Joe come down here please"....."Do you want to remain in the Crossfire house and continue to soccer rock my world??"  Response------  OH god yes,  it seemed like I was up there for a trillion, billion years waiting for you to call my name....yes, yes, yes anything........Squealing.......continues......He kisses the coach and runs back to his perch.

This would be a megahit.......

Okay, I don't know what to comment on first...that you are hilarious and where do you get this stuff?  :lol:  :lol:

OR.....I am so embarrassed that I actually know what you are talking about....I am glad/sad to know I am not the only one who has seen this crap on TV.  :oops:

Your spin-off is so right on the money it is scary!

[mailroom]

Take it some where else! ALL CLUBS are the same.

I dont think there all the same is it true that the u 11 has A B C D teams and four Dev. teams sounds like alot of money to me. Who wants to pay for there kid to be on D team.or is it just to say my kid plays for Xfire!

[ShelbyJ]

VMS,

Hilarious! I about died laughing. This was a riot. :lol:  :lol:

[Crash]

Some more Crossfire myths (just cause we've gone off the deep end with this string )-

Fact
1) Crossfire never retreats, it just attacks in the opposite direction.
2) Crossfire counted to infinity - twice.
3) Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Crossfire can kill 100 percent of whatever it wants.
4) Crossfire' tears cure cancer. Too bad it has never cried.
5) Crossfire' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Crossfire.
6) Crossfire does not sleep. It waits.
7) Crossfire can speak braille.
If you spell Crossfire wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Crossfire?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
9) Crossfire can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
10) Crossfire once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
11) Crossfire can delete the Recycling Bin.
12) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Crossfire.
13) Crossfire died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell it.
14) Crossfire does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Crossfire goes killing.
15) Crossfire can slam revolving doors.
BONUS) Superman owns a pair of Crossfire pajamas.

[Sobotai]

Dang, thats good Crash.

[EWSoccer64]

Some more Crossfire myths (just cause we've gone off the deep end with this string )-

Fact
1) Crossfire never retreats, it just attacks in the opposite direction.
2) Crossfire counted to infinity - twice.
3) Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Crossfire can kill 100 percent of whatever it wants.
4) Crossfire' tears cure cancer. Too bad it has never cried.
5) Crossfire' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Crossfire.
6) Crossfire does not sleep. It waits.
7) Crossfire can speak braille.
If you spell Crossfire wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Crossfire?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
9) Crossfire can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
10) Crossfire once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
11) Crossfire can delete the Recycling Bin.
12) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Crossfire.
13) Crossfire died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell it.
14) Crossfire does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Crossfire goes killing.
15) Crossfire can slam revolving doors.
BONUS) Superman owns a pair of Crossfire pajamas.

Crash,

My hat is off to you.   U-da-masta!

[edmonds55]

Rumor has it that there will be a "Crossfire" reality show next season on VH1; a takeoff on Brett Michael's Rock of Love.  The Crossfire spinoff may be titled Soccer of Love,  Soccerrocker My World or Crossfire Desire? How Low  Will You Go?

8 players could be all girls or could be all guys; all competing for one roster spot living together at the Starfire complex with the Trainer of the team.  Each week one player is ousted cause they didn't rock their trainers world and each week a new and exciting competition for all to display their unfettering dream to play on the team of dreams...... Crossfire.

"Bobby Joe come down here please"....."Do you want to remain in the Crossfire house and continue to soccer rock my world??"  Response------  OH god yes,  it seemed like I was up there for a trillion, billion years waiting for you to call my name....yes, yes, yes anything........Squealing.......continues......He kisses the coach and runs back to his perch.

This would be a megahit.......

I have been informed due to WA State Child labor laws,  there cannot be 8 minors working on the set of such a program; however an astute production director presented an alternative solution.....have 8 parents of said 8 possible players live with the Crossfire trainer at a complex performing various acts of chivalry, desperation and surprise.......top parents nominated so far;  Vms, Yote19. Soccerblue, Easternwashington, eeyorejhs, soccermama, Duffer and yours truly, Edmonds55.........i'm game..........

Disclaimer..........Top 8 finalists have to contribute $2500 to cover Crossfire "administrative" costs and anything left over will go to the general soccer fund..........