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[ARMAGEDDON]

......'Lo and behold......a score hath past minus the dimensions to the trinity......a wondering son does forsaken us for lands of myth and blood......gazing upon the mirror of yesterdays pond a vision appears that is unknown to the alpha yet well received at the omega......staffs of truce set upon the stone are greeted with shafts of treason......never more never more the blood of thines blessed victims doth soil yon hands and virtues......false idols are set up on the shrines of destiny and worshiped by each fledgling acolyte......oh the wails of the banshee are thrill and piercing to the deservings kin for alas misjustice is a blackened thing......only once the innocent was hailed after the masses storm the gates of truth......the walls slowly crumble over time as the false idols place their weight upon thy masters abode......thy life slowly weakens as the river runneth an uneven course caused by erosions of life......the lamb once spoketh of forsaking to an ear that was deafened and the lamb still gave up its wool......shed no tears for the nomad as the prince shall receiveth him......so it is written so it is done......
 
 
 
 
 
-Armageddon





 
 
 

[Brat Jr]

 
I can't make heads or tails out of this one

[gr8cgar]

Step away from the bottle it is not your friend 

[swsoccafanblue]

......'Lo and behold.....
 
 
 
 
-Armageddon

You lost me after "Lo and behold"......sometimes I can attempt to translate. This one I couldn't even read 





 
 
 

[Brat Jr]

......'Lo and behold.....
 
 
 
 
-Armageddon

You lost me after "Lo and behold"......sometimes I can attempt to translate. This one I couldn't even read 





 
 
 

I read it, re read it and read it again. Even with some inside info that I could possibly use in this case, it still doesn't make sense.
OK Army, we need a little translation help

[Toe_Punt]

Didn't the "Unibomber" start this way?
Another Manifesto perhaps that we need to turn over to the Feds?

[On-the-road-again]

......'Lo and behold......a score hath past minus the dimensions to the trinity......a wondering son does forsaken us for lands of myth and blood......gazing upon the mirror of yesterdays pond a vision appears that is unknown to the alpha yet well received at the omega......staffs of truce set upon the stone are greeted with shafts of treason......never more never more the blood of thines blessed victims doth soil yon hands and virtues......false idols are set up on the shrines of destiny and worshiped by each fledgling acolyte......oh the wails of the banshee are thrill and piercing to the deservings kin for alas misjustice is a blackened thing......only once the innocent was hailed after the masses storm the gates of truth......the walls slowly crumble over time as the false idols place their weight upon thy masters abode......thy life slowly weakens as the river runneth an uneven course caused by erosions of life......the lamb once spoketh of forsaking to an ear that was deafened and the lamb still gave up its wool......shed no tears for the nomad as the prince shall receiveth him......so it is written so it is done......
 
 
 
 
 
-Armageddon





 
 
 

He's baaaaaack!!!  

[CrazyLadyBlue]

I think Army is talking politics here, I just can't decide if he's a democrat or a republican.

[cheese]

I think Army is talking politics here, I just can't decide if he's a democrat or a republican.

Seems to be a little of both......where is Ross Perot when you need him? 

[Brat Jr]

I think Army is talking politics here, I just can't decide if he's a democrat or a republican.

Seems to be a little of both......where is Ross Perot when you need him? 

Busy with his pie charts 
http://perotcharts.com/

[Gumby]

ARMY = Dragon? 

[cheese]

Or a follower. 

[meluvsoccer]

And for the translation:

......'Lo and behold......
Hey ya'll listen up
a score hath past minus the dimensions to the trinity......
He's Baaaacccckkkk
a wondering son does forsaken us for lands of myth and blood.....
Back to the fall season of hack and whack soccer
.gazing upon the mirror of yesterdays pond a vision appears that is unknown to the alpha yet well received at the omega......
We will all know how it ends once it is finished
staffs of truce set upon the stone are greeted with shafts of treason......
Those loyal stayed, those who are traitors went to another team
never more never more the blood of thines blessed victims doth soil yon hands and virtues......
Some were destined not to make the team
false idols are set up on the shrines of destiny and worshiped by each fledgling acolyte......
Crossfire coaches and all the parents who think they are God's gift to soccer
oh the wails of the banshee are thrill and piercing to the deservings kin for alas misjustice is a blackened thing......
What referees will hear from the sidelines when poor Johnny trips over the ball, but his mom thinks it was a dirty foul
only once the innocent was hailed after the masses storm the gates of truth......
What happens to the U12 player after a year in Select soccer
the walls slowly crumble over time as the false idols place their weight upon thy masters abode......
What will happen to Tyncastle if the PDL has their way
thy life slowly weakens as the river runneth an uneven course caused by erosions of life......
The future of the WYS state league
the lamb once spoketh of forsaking to an ear that was deafened and the lamb still gave up its wool......
Recruiting coaches bringing in the lambs for slaughter
shed no tears for the nomad as the prince shall receiveth him......
Forget about those players (well the parents) who go shopping for a different team each and every year
so it is written so it is done......
I said it, that is the way it is
 
 
 

[Brat Jr]

Nice job 

where were you all those other times we couldn't understand Army?

[meluvsoccer]

Nice job 

where were you all those other times we couldn't understand Army?

I did not have a 'firm grasp of the oblivious' back then   

[Brat Jr]

Nice job 

where were you all those other times we couldn't understand Army?

I did not have a 'firm grasp of the oblivious' back then   

[cheese]

I would like to hear what Army orders at a drive thru window.   

[cheese]

Lo and behold...........The messenger of weird sayings wants to consume a beast from the field...........brazed to a finished product of medium well.........with pickle...........and don't forget the fries.



BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 

[meluvsoccer]

And for the translation:

......'Lo and behold......
Hey ya'll listen up
a score hath past minus the dimensions to the trinity......
He's Baaaacccckkkk
a wondering son does forsaken us for lands of myth and blood.....
Back to the fall season of hack and whack soccer
.gazing upon the mirror of yesterdays pond a vision appears that is unknown to the alpha yet well received at the omega......
We will all know how it ends once it is finished
staffs of truce set upon the stone are greeted with shafts of treason......
Those loyal stayed, those who are traitors went to another team
never more never more the blood of thines blessed victims doth soil yon hands and virtues......
Some were destined not to make the team
false idols are set up on the shrines of destiny and worshiped by each fledgling acolyte......
Crossfire coaches and all the parents who think they are God's gift to soccer
oh the wails of the banshee are thrill and piercing to the deservings kin for alas misjustice is a blackened thing......
What referees will hear from the sidelines when poor Johnny trips over the ball, but his mom thinks it was a dirty foul
only once the innocent was hailed after the masses storm the gates of truth......
What happens to the U12 player after a year in Select soccer
the walls slowly crumble over time as the false idols place their weight upon thy masters abode......
What will happen to Tyncastle if the PDL has their way
thy life slowly weakens as the river runneth an uneven course caused by erosions of life......
The future of the WYS state league
the lamb once spoketh of forsaking to an ear that was deafened and the lamb still gave up its wool......
Recruiting coaches bringing in the lambs for slaughter
shed no tears for the nomad as the prince shall receiveth him......
Forget about those players (well the parents) who go shopping for a different team each and every year
so it is written so it is done......
I said it, that is the way it is
 
 
 

Someone gave me a 'wicked'.  Not sure if it was for this post, or the one about 'blowouts'   Either way, I don't get it.  What did I say?  Here, it was all in fun.  In the blowout, it was all about being a good sport.

I just don't get it.   They are all out to get me.  Maybe I'm just oblivious to it all